if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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