How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I think your dad took our porno
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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