yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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