Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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