who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
her vagine was all disorganized.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
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i would punch a child for taco bell
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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