I cockslap morals
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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