it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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