her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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