i think my mom watched the whole time
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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