They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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