dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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