school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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