my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Randomize