you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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