he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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