remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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