therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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