I have demons in me.
Is it because I queefed?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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