His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
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I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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