i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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