Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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