She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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