roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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