Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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