Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I just want to make out with him forever
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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