Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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