he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
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I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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