You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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