This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
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can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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