Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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