I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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