i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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