just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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