She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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