her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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