lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Farmville is her only friend.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize