Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I wish you could order shots online.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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