Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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