with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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