these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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