Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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