I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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