Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Ladies don't puke and tell
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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