Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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