He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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