dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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