BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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Are my feet made of real feet?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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