ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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