It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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