If i come over, it means nothing
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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